PLANK OF THE WEEK PART 9!!!!

Don't think we need to add anything here....

TOTALLY ROUND-UP WEEK 17

Well, another low-scoring week all round, but Penny's meagre two points still saw her clinch the honour of being the first Skiller to reach 100 points. Ronan made some headway with the week's top score of five but Darren's measley one point was enough to keep him ahead of his rival.
Clearly none of our competitors were on their game enough to predict not one but two 7-0 results; York thumping Kettering, and poor VVV Venlo, in their guest appearance losing by the same margin to the aptly named Heracles. And with a 6-2 up in the Highlands, it was a free-scoring week all round.
Although A!F!C! fell to Bradford in the cup, we have to hope that this means they can focus all their energies on the league.
But Matty Tubbs scored a hat-trick, so there was some good news at least.


Week 17 Table

Penny            100 pts
Darren           96 pts
Ronan            95 pts

Week 17 Results
                                        Result        Penny     Ronan    Darren
Newcastle v Chelsea           0-3           1-0         1-1       1-1
Blackpool v Reading           1-0            0-2        2-2       1-2
Bradford v A!F!C!              3-1           1-2         2-2       1-2
Southend v Oldham             1-1           1-0         1-2       2-0
York x Kettering                 7-0            0-2        3-0       1-3
Nairn County v Rothes        6-2            3-0        2-1       1-2
Mallorca v A Bilbao            1-1            2-2        2-0       2-1
Dijon v Sochaux                  0-0           1-0        3-1        0-2
Wolfsburg v Mainz              2-2           2-0        0-0        2-1
Hercales v VVV Venlo       7-0           1-1        2-0        4-2

Socrates R.I.P.

A totally skill legend. R.I.P.

Totally Round-Up Week 16

It is with heavy hearts that we deliver this week's Totally Skill League round-up. RIP Gary.
Penny managed a hat trick of perfect scores to garner 3 bonus points mere days after we discovered that Darren had been cheated out of his own bonus points many weeks ago. It seems as though Penny has hit form just as Ronan in particular has started to show the effects of his long injury list......Darren is keeping pace and it looks now as though we have a TITANIC battle at hand between our three fearless Skill Leaguers.
Darren's bravery in once more going with his head rather than his heart gave him 2 priceless points in the A!F!C! game, whilst Penny obviously knows munch more about TSG Hoffenheim than she's letting on. 1-1 indeed! And guys, Buckie were 'the team' in the Highland League LAST year......they were never going to come away with much at Cove Rangers this time around.

WEEK 16 TABLE

Penny..............99
Darren............95
Ronan.............90


WEEK 16 RESULTS
                                         Result     Penny      Ronan     Darren
Norwich v QPR                   2-1         1-2         2-2          2-2
Cardiff v Notts Forest           1-0         1-0         2-1          2-0
Bournemouth v Oldham        0-0          2-0         2-0         1-1
Burton v A!F!C!                   3-2         0-1         0-1          2-1
Kettering v Grimsby              1-2         0-0         1-1          3-1
Cove Rangers v Buckie         3-0         1-4         2-4          0-3
Real Betis v R.Sociedad        2-3         2-2         1-0          2-1
Marseille v Paris SG              3-0         1-2         3-2         1-1
TSG Hoffenheim v Freiburg   1-1         1-1         0-2          0-2
Lazio v Juventus                     0-1         0-1        1-1          0-1

Gary Speed R.I.P.

Stop the Press!!!! Totally Skill Update!!!!!

We have received word that due to technical difficulties during Week 6 of the Totally Skill League, Darren was not alloted his 3 BONUS POINTS for amassing three correct scores, and therefore those 'missing' points have been added to this weeks totals which leaves Darren...................TOP!!!!!!!!!!
The relevant minion has been chastised and we have been assured that no such lapse of Totally Skill rules will occur for the forseeable future. The NEW table is as follows:


WEEK 15 TABLE

Darren..........88pts
Penny............87pts
Ronan...........85pts

Plank of the Week Part 8!!!

In any other week, this would almost certainly have gone to Wojciech Szczesny for propositioning a topless model on Twitter and not expecting her to reveal his phone number to the stratosphere. Not only does the idiot already have a girlfriend, but he is now receiving countless calls from complete strangers. Chump.
However, there can only be one winner this week and Blatter it is. As fellow correspondent Ronan pointed out, it must be bad if Rio Ferdinand has the moral high ground. Plank!!!