Plank of the Week Part 8!!!

In any other week, this would almost certainly have gone to Wojciech Szczesny for propositioning a topless model on Twitter and not expecting her to reveal his phone number to the stratosphere. Not only does the idiot already have a girlfriend, but he is now receiving countless calls from complete strangers. Chump.
However, there can only be one winner this week and Blatter it is. As fellow correspondent Ronan pointed out, it must be bad if Rio Ferdinand has the moral high ground. Plank!!!