Woah easy there Sergio, you might want to ease off and......oh, too late.
Even in a week where two stalwart Planks in the form of Fake Ronaldo and John Terry staked a claim to the much coveted title, we felt it only fair to bestow the honour upon Sergio Ramos for his quite alarmingly inept penalty against Bayern on Wednesday night.
It seems though, that this whole Fellowship Of Planks malarky has been a more exclusive club than we first reckoned at the start of the season. There have been but thirteen Plank Weeks out of thirty seven weeks of play so far....so either we have extremely high standards in recognising Plankish behaviour, or else nobody has truly stepped out of line this season with any Plankish regularity. Maybe next season they'll come flooding in more often.
PS Whatever happened to the Totally Skill Hall Of Fame??? It looks increasingly likely that come season's end, Steve Foster will be standing alone in that particular hallway, looking around and wondering when the party's going to start. Hang in there Steve, there'll be another bearded and possibly mulleted hero of yesteryear along to join you any day now..........
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