Rejoice!

This has to be the craziest transfer ever, but it has been confirmed that Juventus have signed Plank President Niklas Bendtner, initially on a year's loan, with an option to buy later. Although it could be said he might suit Italian football better than the Premiership, does the team that is home to the peerless Pirlo REALLY want this man? I'm still not entirely sure I'm not hallucinating the whole thing, mind...
Needless to say, I think it all is Pure Stoke