THOUGHT OF THE WEEK

Sorry darren, but I have to ask:
Liverpool: WHAT THE FUNK????!!!!

TOTALLY ROUND UP WEEK 33

Well, who would have thought it eh? Not only are Wet Wet Wet reforming for a one off anniversary gig, but more importantly, it turns out the league isn't all over yet after all.
After Penny's disastrous few weeks she finally recovered with a much healthier 6, aided by Ronan's paltry 1 point. Is Ronan the new Spurs, we have to ask or was this just a small blip in his charge to the title? Only time will tell...Darren put in a respectable 4 thanks to his insider knowledge of Watford's form but the Norwegian League flummoxed nearly everyone. It's all getting very exciting needless to say.

Week 33 Table

Ronan:                 240 pts
Penny:                 213 pts
Darren                 201 pts

TOTALLY ROUND-UP WEEK 32

The size of the winner's T-shirt may well be decided sooner rather than later, but Penny is certainly not conceding at this stage, garnering an impressive 8 points this week to keep pace with leader Ronan. It was looking like Penny could have chipped further away at the gap early doors as she correctly predicted a 3-2 in the Highland League, but Ronan picked up a three pointer in the Lecce v Palermo tie to amass a total of 7 points this week. Darren, meanwhile, could only manage 2 and it looks increasingly likely he will add a second wooden spoon to his collection.
Some consolation was at hand last week for Penny as she triumphed in the Watermelon Cup, a handsome 11-4 win securing her third Watermelon this season. Yet with a winner's card signed by none other than TWO Totally Skill legends awaiting the victor come the end of the season, it really is the League that counts, and Penny has to hope Ronan suffers consecutive weeks of predictive disaster if she hopes to retain the title.


WEEK 32 TABLE

Ronan           239
Penny           207
Darren          197

THOUGHT OF THE WEEK

Surely there is some sort of conspiracy at the Stadium of Light against Pepe Reina? He must have done something horrible to a Wearsider in a previous life. In 2009 it was the beach ball, then this weekend, a combination of the goal post and (ineptitude personified) Nicklas Bendtner, conspired to beat the Spaniard in another truly freakish goal. Next time this fixture comes up, Mr Reina would be advised to phone in sick...

TOTALLY ROUND UP WEEK31

Unbelieveable...The very week the officials at Totally Skill appoint as a double points week, leader Ronan puts in a remarkable performance to rack up 9 points, doubled to 18. And all this just as he is about to go off on international duty to Scotland. Surely all the momentum is with him now as he takes a massive 33 point lead over second placed Penny. Her terrible form continues with 1 measly point; even doubled to 2, she failed to bring her total over 200. And don't write Darren off for that Champions league spot yet; his 4 points doubled to 8 means he is creeping up on second.
In other news, congrats to A!F!C! who pulled off an incredible win over dagenham and Redbridge to garner a much needed 3 points. Well done lads.

Week 31 Table

Ronan      232 pts
Penny      199 pts
Darren     195 pts

TOTALLY SKILL

Genius.

THOUGHT OF THE WEEK

If anyone tracks down the real Tomas Rosicky, please don't bring him back to the Emirates, as we quite like the one he's been swapped with....

TOTALLY ROUND UP WEEK 30

Many apologies for the delay in scoring this week; a combination of the infuriating new BBC Football website and the ineptitude of one of our panel meant that a game from this Tuesday night was included in the mix and so the final results are only just in.
And what a result. Penny got off to a flyer with her correct (if slightly optimistic) prediction of the Arsenal-Liverpool clash but then stalled, and only picked up one further point. Darren's recent momentum was also halted and he managed to pick up just two points in a dismal week he will probably want to forget.
And so it was left to man of the moment Ronan to clean up, and clean up he did. Who knew his knowledge of Brazilian football was so in depth? And who else could forsee that the woeful Coventry would manage to score a late equaliser against Palace? All this means he picked up a very handy 10 points and the gap between him and Penny is again widening. In consolation for her, Darren looks increasingly like he is out of the Champions League running...

Week 30 Table

Ronan            214 pts
Penny             197 pts
Darren            187 pts

Plank Of The Week Part 12!!!

"Zlatan doesn't do auditions". So said the man himself, referring to the time Arsene Wenger had the temerity to suggest that maybe Arsenal ought to give the overrated Swede a trail before forking out ridiculous money for him as a teen. There is truly no end to this man's inflated sense of importance. A more fitting plank would be hard to find this week........