Mention had to be made this week of our Plank President for Life as he excelled himself, even by his very high standards.
First there were some sort of shenanagins during the international break a few weeks ago, then there was Pizzagate. Classic diva behaviour in a danish pizzeria as his card is declined and the staff won't give him his pizzas for free, even though he is the god Bendtner.
Not content with this, he then found himself arrested in Newcastle on suspicion of criminal damage to some cars before issuing an apology to fans, family and the world at large. Only to miss a sitter against Spurs the next day....
Sir, you are a legend.
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